Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!