It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Everybody's there, and I mean everybody. And the strange thing is, there's not a sad face to be found, everyone's just so happy to see you.