It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.