Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of American Psycho as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.