- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?