Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.