My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Stupid is as stupid does.
- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting