- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.