Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
Stupid is as stupid does.