How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.