Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.