Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.