Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.