Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.