Have the lambs stopped screaming?
- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.