Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.