My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Stupid is as stupid does.
I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.