If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
Stupid is as stupid does.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.