A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.