One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.