Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.