Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
- How do you like the bounty hunting business?
- Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?
I like the way you die, boy.
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged!