What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.
Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears.
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.