My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?