Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."