Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Stupid is as stupid does.