Casino or Snatch?

Are you a fan of Casino? Of Snatch as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

- So, what you doin here?

- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?

- What's in the car?

- Seats and a steering wheel.

I lost control? Look at you, you're fucking walking around like John Barrymore! A fucking pink robe and a fucking cigarette holder? I lost control?

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?

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