Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.