Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.