Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.