In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.