Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?