You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.