Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of Snatch as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.