You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
Stupid is as stupid does.