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• Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
• - I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
• Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?
• In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
• This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.
• I lost control? Look at you, you're fucking walking around like John Barrymore! A fucking pink robe and a fucking cigarette holder? I lost control?
• You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
• The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
• In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
• If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
• Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
• For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
• I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
• One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
• Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
• In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
• If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
• I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
• You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
• It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
• The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
• I have run out of time. I have lost it all. So I can't work fast enough to catch up. I can't run fast enough to catch up. And the only thing that catches me up is doing my magic act.
• Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
• You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
• I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does.
• Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing. Must've been one.
• What you got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people. You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
• Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
• June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
• Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.
• Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.
• I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
• I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
• Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
• Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
• My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
• A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
• I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
• He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.
• - Is there any special country you wanna go to?- Wyoming.
• I bark. That man there, see him? He bites.
• Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
• The dream don't come no closer by itself. We gotta run after it now.
• Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape.
• No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You just accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three.
• - Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.- Who taught you?- I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
• You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
• If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
• - Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?- I think I'll have a drink.
• The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
• He's wrong, it don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy, your father's the tough guy!
• Now yous can't leave.
• People don't love him, they fear him. There's a difference.
• When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
• A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.
• All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.
• Twenty years you know a guy, you fuckin' whack him out just like that over a lounge? That's beautiful.
• Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
• My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
• One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
• After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
• How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
• First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
• We're both getting old. All that we have left now are our memories. If you go to that party on Saturday night, you won't have those anymore. Tear up that invitation.
• I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.
• I'm not interested in friends from those places, and I don't trust politicians! You're still acting like a street schmuck! You know, if we'd listened to you, we'd still be rolling out drunks for a living!
• I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.
• Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
• You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
• What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
• Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
• Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
• What’s in the box? What’s in the fucking box?
• You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.
• Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You're looking for me.
• This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
• Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
• Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
• Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
• I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.
• Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?
• Always take a favor over money. I think Jesus said that as well.
• If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it.
• You don't keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you want to say something. When you want to say fuck you.
• I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.
• The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
• The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.
• Success. It's got enemies. You can be successful and have enemies or you can be unsuccessful and have friends.
• The things you own end up owning you.
• It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
• Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
• Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged!
• - How do you like the bounty hunting business?- Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?
• I like the way you die, boy.
• Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
• What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
• Half a million dollars will always be missed.
• Lie to no one. If there 's somebody close to you, you'll ruin it with a lie. If they're a stranger, who the fuck are they you gotta lie to them?
• You are making big profits from my work, my risk, my sweat. But that is okay, because I elected to make that deal. But now, the deal is over. I want my end, and I am out.
• Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
• You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?
• If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble.
• - Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"- You just say "bingo."- Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
• You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
• I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
• I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
• Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.
• - You are real, right?- I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.
• - My buddy and his dog killed two of them and, no shit, I torched the last one.- Torched?- Yeah, I burnt her ass to a crisp.
• What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?
• A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
• It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
• Everybody's there, and I mean everybody. And the strange thing is, there's not a sad face to be found, everyone's just so happy to see you.
• Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
• Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
• A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
• Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
• Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
• It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
• Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
• I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
• Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
• I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
• I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
• When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do.
• You should know that I have always taken the path that is most right. The result is never in question for me. Just what path do you take to get there, and there is always one that is most right. And that is what this is.
• I told you. I wasn't gonna continue to stand around and let these people come and get me and my children. Unlike you, who seems to be completely comfortable just standing around like some fucking pussy, I decided to do something about it.
• - He hissed at you. What did he say?- He said, "I can smell your cunt."- I see. I myself cannot.
• A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
• Have the lambs stopped screaming?
• Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
• - Hey... You should fold it.- What?- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
• Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
• How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
• Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
• The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.
• No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears.
• Stupid is as stupid does.
• My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
• Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
• On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?
• I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday.
• People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.
• There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
• There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers
• I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.
• You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
• - So, what you doin here?- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?- What's in the car?- Seats and a steering wheel.
• Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
• In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
• If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
• Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
• - Go get 'em, champ.- I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss
• If I'm walking into a shit storm I wanna know which way the wind's blowing.
• - Don't tell me that. Don't fucking tell me that. You didn't look in his eyes. Don't tell me that!- He was your asset, somebody you use for information.- Ah, Jesus Christ, you just... You don't just trade these people like they're baseball cards! It's not a fucking game!
• - Feeling a little paranoid on our last day?- When did Noah build the ark Gladys? Before the rain.
• - Follow the money.- What do you mean? Where?- Oh, I can't tell you that.- But you could tell me that.- No, I have to do this my way. You tell me what you know, and I'll confirm. I'll keep you in the right direction if I can, but that's all. Just... follow the money.
• All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate.
• - You'll have to figure that on your own.- Look, I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints! I need to know what you know!
• Look, I'm gonna count to 10, all right? If there's any reason we should hold on the story, hang up before I get to 10. If the story's all right, you'll be on the phone after I get to 10, all right?

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